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Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E.
01:01
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i can give you anything you want
no joke, no lie
i can give you anything you want
but first - no talking to that other guy
i can give you anything you want
lou reed, some speed
i can give you anything you want
plata, puta, plata y puta
drugs, drinks, d-d-d-dicks
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Ned
01:17
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elaine, are you game to start your world anew today?
see it all in a different way? here's what i got to say
i'm ned, have we met? i'm a little commie, honey
now don't worry about a thing - this might be a fling
we got clothes, we got cars
we got women driving trams
got bars and bathroom stalls, and there's always a traffic jam
no religion
no gods - except our leader, dear
follow him like little sheep
nothing to lose
nothing to fear.
we got cows, we got sheep
mountains high and rivers deep
water bombs and megatrons
godzilla, but not the fonz
no religion
no loves - except our leader, dear
he is david
we are sheep.
and i saw kramer too one day when he was looking for you
he says he feels just the same - all commies aren't the same
and your friend georgie too one day when he was feeling blue
he got talking to a commie ho - and he got to meet dear castro
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Nosferatool
01:47
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are you okay on this fine ass day
why did you say i'm not okay
it might be a fase but i want to slay
there is always someone to do at nosferatool's
he's big and strong waving his tool around
don't me wrong - i want him underground
but his sighs are like a song
don't make a sound
there is always something to do at nosferatool's
where did you go
i thought you were lost
i wanted to blow & make that vamp bust
go with the flow
shake off that rust
there is always something to do at nosferatool's
say you'll go
i want to blow you
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Ted
02:13
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now listen to the story of how i met your mother
she's very special to me
but first i'll tell you all about the others
now listen carefully for i am your father
i might be a manslut
but i didn't raise you in the gutter
there was robin, stella, zoe, victoria
some other girls too but i don't know what they're called
now listen carefully for i am your father
my voice has changed much
but i didn't raise you in the gutter
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5. |
We Smell Sausage
01:33
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if i want to i could kill you
if i want to i could fuck you
if you leave now i'll make you super rich
if you leave now you'll be my bitch
we'll fight once - oh no, twice
let's not do it three times
i'm bob
i dance
i'm a fucking clown
we smell sausage
you smell sewage
i can be a clown without eyes
i can be a mummy filled with flies
power of seven - leave me alone
power of seven
chüd
we'll fight once, oh no twice
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
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6. |
Jello Fever
02:23
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7. |
Fixer Elixer
01:45
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charming was just a man trying to do the best he can
when rumpel came to collect him
to make sure that king george would win
slay that dragon, kill that beast
otherwise there'll be no feast
marry that girl, don't say no
king georg will kill your snow
fast forward to neverland
where his dear grandson got sent to
got poisoned, but wait - now look - got saved by captain hook
maybe rumpel will save your life
so you can be with your darling wife
but all magic comes at a price
nothing happens when you're always nice
give charming that fixer elixer
charming was just a man trying the best he can
when rumpel came to collect him
to make sure that king george would win
how it ends, well - i don't know
i still got to finish the show
but i'm sure it'll be just fine
because it all happened once upon a time
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8. |
Jon Taffer
01:46
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you pay me to come to your bar to judge you
you show immense regret that i'm here right now
today you wouldn't want it any other way
tomorrow you will show me some sorrow
but viewers want me to say the words
so i frown and i say: shut it down
you pay me to come to your bar to judge you
you are fucked
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Pepe Silvia
01:30
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return to sender
i'm on a holy bender
when you say you'll go away
i can't wait for that special day
i got your mail
i bet it is just another bill
i got your mail, you'd best write your will
hey you, you big baboon
pepe silvia, i'll see you soon
return to sender
i'm playing on a copy fender
when you say "throw it away"
i love it in my special way
i got your balls
your name is covered on all my walls
i got your balls, you got no balls
up my nose, how it flows, i wonder where all my money goes
but mac is here to save the day
wait - what are you trying to say?
pepe silvia needs his mail?
he's real? what a fucking buzzkill
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